I Have Found God
I have found God, my children.
Specifically, a delicious, buttery, noodley deity.
Yes, that's right - I am now a Pastafarian. I have seen the error of my ways. I shall worship the holy lasagna and the blessed rigatoni until the end of days!
What, you don't believe we were created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You poor misguided souls, I shall provide you with several pictograms from the outside world which depict the truth of my beliefs.
|A painting by the glorious Michael Angel-hair.|
As you can see, the writing on the wall is clear.
We must bow to our noodley Lord, and receive salivation at his deliciousness.
Embrace Pastafarianism today!