I Have Found God


I have found God, my children.

Specifically, a delicious, buttery, noodley deity.

Yes, that's right - I am now a Pastafarian. I have seen the error of my ways. I shall worship the holy lasagna and the blessed rigatoni until the end of days!



What, you don't believe we were created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster? You poor misguided souls, I shall provide you with several pictograms from the outside world which depict the truth of my beliefs.








A painting by the glorious Michael Angel-hair.

As you can see, the writing on the wall is clear.

We must bow to our noodley Lord, and receive salivation at his deliciousness.

Embrace Pastafarianism today!

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